Whilst trying to blog, I was told that what I wrote should be professional. Great, just what we need; more professional people, spouting the same junk that made everybody sick of listening to politicians. In fact, I’ve been thinking of becoming a politician, but I’m not sure the other councillors would get it when I [...]
The Cutting Edge of Stupidity
Jul 19, ’07
3:43 PM
I have to say that every time I bump into academicia, I’m dismayed by how they use computers. Most recently, when I noticed that the application form for a post at a cutting edge technology research unit was a PDF form that I should print out and fill in, rage at these mortar-boarded tossers filled [...]
No, not “Hello World”
Jul 16, ’07
2:32 AM
If I ever invent a programming language, the first lesson will not result in ‘hello world’ as it’s glorious outcome. The first outcome will be a smell of crispy flesh, and a whimpering lab assistant who always looks at you with fear in his eyes.
